Jan 27, 2011

On turning 35...

Pros:
  • over 1/2 way to retirement. (unless they keep raising the age, which they might)
  • can run for President of the United States. (Not that I want to, but nice to know it's an option)
  • Only 5 years until a midlife crisis, and then I can get that new _________ I have been wanting.
  • Only 20 years until my senior discount kicks in.
  • All my kids are still younger than me, and think I know more than they do (for another couple of years)
  • 1 year closer to being a millionaire, at my current rate, I only need to live several thousand more years to hit my goal.
Cons:
  • I should know by now what I want to be when I grow up, but don't know if I do.
  • Body parts will continue to get old and fall off/out or be removed; so far I am down 2 teeth and one gall bladder.
Overall, I gotta say though, I never imagined being 35; I remember looking forward to the year 2000, and that's 11 years in the past now.


I look forward to life, love my wife, can't play the fife, have fun with my swiss army knife, and try to avoid strife. And I like rhymes and symmetry.

Jan 21, 2011

Ambigram

An ambigram is basically a typographical design  that may be read as one or more words not only in its form as presented, but also from another viewpoint, direction, or orientation. That said, I present my first attempt at an ambigram, this one reading the same rotated 180 degrees. What do you think?

Jan 18, 2011

Molecular Weight 401.7336564

Luckily, real weight is less than that by almost 1/2. Nevertheless, my name elementally speaking is:
I realize there is no such compound, but if there was, according to my research, it would be F2GeOReY or DiflourineGermaniumOxyRheniumYtterbium. I think. Any contradictory ideas would be subject to up to and including one full minute of research.

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