Dec 26, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 12

The Seabreacher J

I don't care who you are; If I had the money, I WOULD SO GET ONE OF THESE. If you haven't watched the video, you need to. A personal watercraft that looks like a shark and swims like one too! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Also acceptable gifts are a real AT-AT Walker and Land Speeder from Star Wars, or a teleporter/transporter and Phaser from Star Trek.

Dec 22, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 11

A Lightsaber.
Or more accurately a laser that can cut holes in plastic, fabric, and various other materials, or according to the website:
It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection.

But, come on in the right circumstances would be AWESOME! And by "right" I mean most circumstances.

Dec 21, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 10

Plasma Ball

This can make you feel like a mastermind with an evil and sinister plot to carry out, or allow you to see "the force" coming from your fingers in a cool way like an ultra powerful Jedi/Sith. They even make USB ones now so you can run it on your desk. I know, right? Sign me up for at least one.

Dec 20, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 9

T-Shirts, make that 2X please. For 2 TIMES THE AWESOMENESS! has a ton that I like, but two of my very favorite are below.

Dec 19, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 8

So I says Mildred, its none of my never you mind, but anyway. Ok, well gotta go Mabel, talk to ya tommarra.

Yes, that's right a vintage telephone. I've always wanted one, and the more steampunk it is, the better.

Dec 18, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 7

Unicorn Meat
Don't get me wrong, I am QUITE aware this is not made from real LIVE Unicorns. Obviously its made from really Dead ones. However, as everyone knows, Unicorn meats gives you all sorts of special powers depending on whether you follow the He-Man version, Harry Potter Version or some other twist on the age old fairy tale. Still, special powers are special powers.

Dec 17, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 6

Backpack / Jetpack

Choose to be Luke in training with Yoda on your back, or Boba Fett with his sweet jetpack. The choice is yours, the awesomeness is free of charge.

Dec 16, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 5

Yep, every Far Side ever, including some that were never published. -- this item is slightly different that the others I have posted so far, because I already own it, and it was worth every hard earned penny I spent on it. I have read all 1272 pages several times now, and sometimes I just laugh thinking back to one of them I read.

Dec 15, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 4

The Ultimate Swiss Army Knife. Priced at a measly $999.00 and weighing just over 2.5 lbs, this 85 function knife knows no equal. When someone says, man, if I just had a ... you whip this puppy out, and YOU are freaking MacGyver.

This is a Knife!
In case you were wondering (because I know you are) Here are all 85.

1. 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade
2. Nail file, nail cleaner
3. Corkscrew
4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter
6. 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife
7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
8. Removable screwdriver bit holder
9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
15. Magnetized recessed bit holder
16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key
21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
22. Universal wrench
23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
24. 1.65” Clip point utility blade
25. Metal saw, metal file
26. 4 mm allen wrench
27. 2.5” blade
28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
29. Double-cut wood saw
30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
32. Watch caseback opening tool
33. Snap shackle
34. Telescopic pointer
35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
37. 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
38. Shortix key
39. Flashlight
40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
41. Micro tool holder
42. Micro tool adapter
43. Micro scraper-straight
44. Reamer
45. Fine fork for watch spring bars
46. Pin punch 1.2 mm
47. Pin punch .8 mm
48. Round needle file
49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
50. Removable tool holder
51. Multi-purpose screwdriver
52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver
53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
61. Can opener
62. Phillips head screwdriver
63. 2.5” Clip point blade
64. Golf club face cleaner
65. 2.4” Round tip blade
66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
67. Golf shoe spike wrench
68. Golf divot repair tool
69. Micro straight-curved
70. Special tool holder
71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm
73. Screwdriver .8 mm
74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
75. Removable screwdriver bit holder
76. Magnetized recessed bit holder
77. Tire tread gauge
78. Reamer/awl
79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
80. Special Key
81. Toothpick
82. Tweezers
83. Adapter
84. Key ring
85. Second key ring

Oh, And you can buy it here:

Dec 14, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 3

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag. Yes, if I was going to have an awesome (rather than specifically useful) sleeping bag, it would be this one. But it better smell good on the inside.
Buy it here:

Dec 12, 2010

12 Geek Gifts - Day 1

1 word or possibly 2. Buckyballs. I am fascinated by them.

12 Geek Days of Christmas

I'm a geek. That fact has never once been disputed by anyone I know. Many people when faced with the "challenge" of extraordinary amounts of money would blow it on cars or houses or the like. I would prefer something with lasers, or magnets, or maybe both. With this in mind, and if YOU have extra coinage and are looking for a gift for me, I give you, the 12 Geek Days of Christmas (consider it a wish list)


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